Ever wonder what barking dogs are trying to tell us? Well, thanks to
Samson's "What Woof Really Means" the secret is out. Guaranteed to
change your view of the man (or woman)-dog bond.

10) Fluff my pillow.

9) It's too hot for a walk. You'll have to go for the both of us.

8) Don't forget to scratch behind the left ear also.

7) I do believe my water bowl runneth dry.

6) Turn on the Air Conditioning

5) Drop the nail clippers and slowly put your hands over your head.

4) First rub my belly, then we'll worry about your needs.

3) Gee, what a lovely sweater you bought me Mom and Dad. 

2) The floor you say? No, I'm quite comfortable here on the couch.

.......and, the #1 thing Woof really means:

1) I am dog, master of all the universe.

Thanks to Alyssa Kay.