"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in." -- Mark Twain |
Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown |
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him." -- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan |
Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein |
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful." -- Ann Landers |
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets." -- Nora Ephron |
| Did you hear about the
dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there
really is a Dog? Unknown |
| I care not for a man's
religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. - Abraham
Lincoln |
| If dogs could talk, perhaps we would
find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people. -
Karel Capek |
| The dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert
Benchley |
| The dog has got more fun out of man
than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the
two animals. - James
Thurber |
| Some days you're the dog; some days
you're the hydrant. -- Unknown |
| Whoever said you can't buy happiness
forgot about puppies. -- Gene
Hill |
| In dog years, I'm dead. Unknown |
| Dogs feel very strongly that they
should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for
them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry |
| Outside of a dog, a book is probably
man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx |
| To his dog, every man is Napoleon;
hence the constant popularity of dogs. Aldous Huxley |
| A dog teaches a boy fidelity,
perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley |
| Did you ever walk into a room and
forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. Sue Murphy |
| I loathe people who keep dogs. They
are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
August Strindberg |
| No animal should ever jump up on the
dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own
in the conversation. Fran
Lebowitz |
| Ever consider what they must think
of us? I mean, here we comeback from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler |
| I wonder if other dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner |
| My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog
money.
Joe Weinstein |
| If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons. James
Thurber |
| You enter into a certain amount of
madness when you marry a person with pets.
Nora Ephron |
| Don't accept your dog's admiration
as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers |
| Women and cats will do as they
please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein |
| In order to keep a true perspective
of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him. Derek Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan |
| Of all the things I miss from
veterinary practice, puppy breath is one of the most fond memories!
Dr. Tom Cat |
| There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams |
| When a man's best friend is his dog,
that dog has a problem. Edward Abbey |
| Cat's motto: No matter what you've
done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Unknown |
| Money will buy you a pretty good
dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. Unknown |
| No one appreciates the very special
genius of your conversation as the dog does
Christopher Morley |
| A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself Josh Billings |
| Man is a dog's idea of what God
should be
Holbrook Jackson |
| The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person Andrew
A. Rooney |
| He is your friend, your partner,
your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will
be yours, faithful and true to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to
him to be worthy of such devotion. Unknown |
| If you pick up a starving dog and
make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal
difference between a dog and a man Mark Twain |
| Things that upset a terrier may pass
virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. Smiley Blanton |
