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  1. When I was dog walking at the sanctuary where I met Brandy, I saw a lovely greyhound called Honey come back after 24 hours in a new home.  When asked the reason for the return the couple said that she was very gentle and nice natured but they hadn't realised until they got her home how tall she was
    Elaine Hardy  Sept. 1999

     
  2. Just wanted to add the saddest excuse I've ever heard.  As we were leaving our shelter the other day, this guy (older man, actually) was at the counter turning an animal in.  His reason was "it's just a miserable animal"....  Ok, guess what kind of animal it was... Not a cat, not a dog, it was a little budgie bird in a cage...
    Jane Guild  Sept. 1999

     
  3. She's aggressive. She didn't used to mind it when my son pulled her around by her lip, but now that she's bigger she's started snapping at him

     
  4. I found him in the kitchen (not doing anything - he just walked in there)

     
  5. My friend gave up his beagle because his fiancée said that when they had kids SOMEDAY the kids would have an increased chance of developing asthma if there was a dog in the house. They broke up several months later and my friend was broken hearted because he had given away the dog for nothing.

     
  6. "He stares at me and "my girl" while we're on the couch"

     
  7. I became bored with the dog when it grew up, I want a puppy now. 

     
  8. I have a family reunion this summer and I have to get my yard in shape for it and can't do it with a dog here

     
  9. Dog is too stupid. No matter how much we hit him he never learns. 

     
  10. He stands in front of the TV too much.

     
  11. I took in a rescue dog. Their reason of getting rid of it, it bit the kids. They pulled the dog's teeth out with pliers. I was so mad at them!!!! The dog is now in a very loving home, where she gets the love she deserves. Thankfully, those other people can no longer own a pet.

     
  12. I have a 2 year old Siamese who insists on sleeping with my son...up by his head. When my son isn't home she steals his socks and curls up with them and uses them as her pillow. She is altogether too attached to my son and I won't stand for it!

     
  13. When we let her out of her crate twice a day-she jumps on us and expects too much attention.

     
  14. Because I got caught in between a cat and a dog and the cat was small and the dog was big so I gave away the dog page. And also it had to many words that I had no Idea what they said so thats why I gave it away. Oh! Did I mention a pro wrestler said that he would kick my butt in to the middle of the next generation if I didn't! 

     
  15. "She bleeds all over when she comes in heat." This dog was brought in to be euthanised! 

     
  16. Our fourth cousins who visit once every five years can't stand him. 

     
  17. Neighbors complaints about barking resulted in 30 day notice to get rid of dog. )

     
  18. We had to get rid of the truck the dog was chained to. (Read on a rescue website).

     
  19. This is a woman I know and her dogs she got rid of and the one she has now-- 1-a poodle--New husband won't let me have her--had 4 years. 2-Yorkie--no time to take care of it--had 5 years 3-Shar-pei-4 years old-still have him but trying to give him away because the neighbors are complaining about him hanging out on their porches. 

     
  20. a dog that was totally perfect: the excuse was it doesn't bark! dog has since been re-homed and is barking!! 

     
  21. Sheds too much

     
  22. Barks

     
  23. Digs

     
  24. Chew

     
  25. Moving (to Florida in 2 hours)

     
  26. Going on Vacation

     
  27. Retiring and want to travel

     
  28. Allergies

     
  29. Having a baby

     
  30. Getting married

     
  31. Getting divorced

     
  32. Husband doesn't like the breed (didn't like the last three of that same breed she bought and subsequently dumped either)

     
  33. My wife is jealous of the dog and the time I spend training her

     
  34. Boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't like

     
  35. Has fleas

     
  36. Not housebroken

     
  37. Didn't know it needed all that grooming

     
  38. Didn't know it needed all that much attention/exercise

     
  39. Didn't know it would get so big

     
  40. Don't have time

     
  41. Going to college

     
  42. It's our son's pet but he's away at school now and we don't have the time; we'll just tell him it ran away.

     
  43. Apartment/Town  home/Condo/etc. doesn't allow pets (didn't allow them when we go it either)

     
  44. Needs room to run/roam

     
  45. We got it for the kids but they won't take care of it.

     
  46. Keeps running off (unfenced yard, no leash)

     
  47. Didn't know they got so big/eat so much

     
  48. He was a cute puppy, but now he's too big

     
  49. Doesn't get along with our new pet

     
  50. I don't love it anymore

     
  51. Bought new home and dog doesn't go with new colours

     
  52. Pet clashes with new furniture

     
  53. Just got new furniture/carpet

     
  54. We only had it for the kids and they're all grown up now

     
  55. He chases the new kitten

     
  56. She doesn't like the new puppy

     
  57. He tracks mud all over the new carpet

     
  58. She got lost, and we got a new one by the time she showed up at the pound, so we left her there

     
  59. He (a twelve week old puppy) refuses to be housebroken, and we hit him every time he goes in the house. I'm worried, 'cause you can only hit a dog so much before it turns vicious, and I'm afraid it will start biting the kids.

     
  60. She (the pet) had a nervous breakdown

     
  61. She's seven years old now and can't make puppies anymore.

     
  62. Too friendly

     
  63. He keeps jumping on the kids, and the kids are now afraid of him.

     
  64. We have a handicapped child in a wheelchair

     
  65. We're remodeling our kitchen and didn't have time to take her to puppy class, and now she's too rowdy

     
  66. She has seizures (allergies/hypothyroid/etc.) and we don't want to spend another penny on medication

     
  67. It makes me sad to have her around

     
  68. Tried to kill a collie

     
  69. Killed a neighbor's goat - afraid she will start attacking people

     
  70. Received as a Christmas present - can't keep

     
  71. Daughter's dog - she went to college

     
  72. Breeder won't take him back because we neutered him

     
  73. She got herself pregnant - we're keeping her puppy

     
  74. She got herself pregnant - we're keeping her kittens

     
  75. We can't afford the vet bills

     
  76. Pulls on the lead

     
  77. She's turned blind

     
  78. Doesn't like my new husband

     
  79. Keeps breaking the chain at her dog house

     
  80. Tears up the house when we're at work/school

     
  81. Noisy when we're at work/school

     
  82. Apartment management doesn't allow dogs

     
  83. Can't find house to rent that allows dogs

     
  84. Didn't turn out to be show quality (of course we told the breeder we wanted to buy pet quality too save money)

     
  85. He won't stay at home, no matter how much I yell at him

     
  86. My elderly mother keeps letting him loose

     
  87. He's too happy

     
  88. Drools all the time (St Bernard, Bloodhound, Mastiff)

     
  89. We're putting the house up for sale and it won't show well with a dog.

     
  90. We bought him/her for conformation shows and he/she didn't win (eight month old puppy)

     
  91. Her ears won't stand. (un-cropped Dobbie bitch 5 months old.)

     
  92. Took him to Schuntzhund, now he is too aggressive

     
  93. Had a friend, make him a guard dog, now all he wants to do is bite people.

     
  94. I trained him myself to be a protection dog, now he's trying to kill me

     
  95. He rides my leg

     
  96. He always has an erection, when company comes over, it's too embarrassing

     
  97. He peed on the baby

     
  98. He won't defend me! My husband beat me and the kids, and the dog ran away! (8 month old abused Rottie)

     
  99. He makes a mess in the bathroom, every time I give him a bath

     
  100. He gets car sick. ( wanted the dog for protecting their car, while they're shopping in Florida)

     
  101. It wants too much attention

     
  102. Her teeth are crooked

     
  103. She keeps having puppies

     
  104. She got pregnant again

     
  105. She's a slut

     
  106. She got raped

     
  107. The kids keep getting poison ivy. He gets it on his fur when he runs loose in the woods, and they get rashes from touching him, so the doctor says he has to go.

     
  108. She hunts all the time (hound, retriever)

     
  109. She won't hunt

     
  110. Gun shy, only shot over her that once in the yard...

     
  111. Hyperactive

     
  112. Eats cats

     
  113. Eats the house

     
  114. Bit my husband when he hit her for getting on the sofa...

     
  115. Steals the baby's toys

     
  116. Follows me all the time, even to the bathroom

     
  117. Always wants to be petted

     
  118. Stares at me

     
  119. Bumps into my legs

     
  120. Steals food off the counters

     
  121. Takes my things

     
  122. My wife hates her